Introducing the Nuclear Cruiser, the world's first dirt bike powered by the force of a million suns! Okay, maybe not a million, but close enough.
Recent breakthroughs in nuclear fusion technology allow this dirt bike to have an endless supply of energy. Thanks to its onboard nuclear fusion reactor, you'll never have to stop and charge it up again — unless of course, you accidentally ride it into a black hole.
With the Nuclear Cruiser, you can ride up steep hills with ease, zoom through traffic like a superhero, and impress all your friends with your futuristic ride. Plus, it comes with its very own radiation suit, just in case things get a little too hot to handle. But don't worry, we're pretty sure it won't turn you into a mutant (fingers crossed).
So if you want to feel like you're riding on the power of the gods, grab a Nuclear Cruiser today! Just be careful not to accidentally trigger a nuclear meltdown on your way to the trails.
- 1,500,000,000 horsepower nuclear reactor engine
- 0-60 in 0.0000000024 seconds
- Top speed: 670,616,629 MPH (restricted by the speed of light)
- BONUS hazmat suit! Reinforced in sensitive areas closest to the reactor engine